Sunday, September 21, 2014

ICC case and story behind it

Making her submission to the ICC’s Trial
Chamber V(b) judges, Bensouda said  in
January 2013,  she met Raila Odinga in London,
who assured her that he will hand over all the
relevant documents once he became the
President of Kenya.
“Unfortunately the former PM lost badly to
President Uhuru Kenyatta and his Deputy,
William Ruto, and that is why I am
experiencing problems,” Bensouda told the
judges.
Bensouda, who is a Gambian national, also
urged the court to adjourn Uhuru Kenyatta’s
trial indefinitely until the Kenyan Government
cooperates fully with the ICC.
Currently, Bensouda has no evidence to send
Uhuru Kenyatta to trial on October 7 and it still
remains unclear whether the ICC judges will
adjourn the case.

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

iphone6 drop seconds after buying

One of the first people in the world to get his hands
on the new iPhone swiftly had his heart in his
mouth… when he dropped it on the floor.
The man, who was identified by local media as Jack
Cooksey, was at the front of the queue in Perth,
Australia, to pick up an iPhone 6, which is priced at
over £500 in the UK.
Television cameras focused in on him as he
excitedly opened the box, but his happiness soon
turned to panic as it crashed onto the floor.
The crowd around him groaned as he bent down to
pick it up and check there were no cracks.

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

TEA BONUS SEASON AND SOUTH RIFT ISSUE

The bonus price seem to drop year out maybe year in and most effected people are from south rift compare to the other side of kenya, we always ask ourself is broker benefiting than the farmer or there seems to be more cheats than truth so It is high time KTDA is disbanded and South Rift
markets its own tea. The variation in bonus
payment in South Rift and Mt Kenya raises lots of
questions than answer.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

KENYAN LADIES SEEM TO BE READY FOR Polygamy


It seems the urban woman has finally succumbed to the polygamy pressure, the urban woman is slowly but surely cracking to the fact that she can take up the position of the 'other wife'. Call me nuts but i call it like it is, let's deduce the facts instead of empty rhetorics:

Scenario 1(every man experience): Ask any married, engaged or seriously dating man how many times they have played the 'am married', 'am engaged' or 'am in a serious relationship' card and it worked? they will give you a 98% failure on that strategy. If you are married and you are seeing a side chic somewhere all she does is drool at your ring finger thinking what if she was the one claiming the other half of that shiny metal. You are all familiar with the saying 'If you can't beat them join them'. The next thing the side chic will do it to make sure the baby comes very smooth and well calculated, if throwing the other woman off the picture doesn't work she will slowly slip in to the shoes of the other woman and that's a win for them.

If you happen to the be engaged or seriously dating there is no chic that will ever tell you 'now that you are dating this can't work for us or you need to break up with her before we kick it off'....no....instead what they will do is screw your brain out so hard in the hopes of becoming the 'current' woman, she nows very well you still fcking the other woman but she is still comfortable being fcked by you at the same time. Tell me my brethren and sistren if that is not polygamy right there what is?

Scenario 2 (the love man experience): Whenever you are having a group conversation ladies will be strongly opposed to the idea of polygamy, trying having the same conversation individually with the same lot and they will start introducing the clause 'BUT' and goes like

......'BUT if he truly loves me and he can show he does, why not? every woman love to be loved'
......'BUT if he loves me and can be able to support both (or more) of us financially, why not? every lady wants security'
......'BUT the feelings I have for him I have never felt that way ever before and I don't know I will ever again, so am taking my chances'
......'BUT I want a baby so bad, and I want the father to be financially stable (did i hear deadbeat?)'

Scenario 3 (the nitro experience): Of late I can't have a normal relationship with a lady, gone are the time i used to have lady friends to hang out with every weekend and we go our separate ways at the end of the dat. These days every lady friend am hanging out with after two, three episodes want to 'fcuk' me so bad (note that: they want to fcuk me,not the other way round). For the last 1yr i have broken ties with two ladies because they don't understand why we can't screw each other despite them knowing I am engaged. One went to an extent of telling me she is ok with number 2 status.


Monday, September 15, 2014

The hottest kenyan ladies, find out.

Yes, these women are the hottest sexiest plus-size women in Kenya. By a general consensus following a secret vote on Facebook which can nowadays be known as sexbook since all great hookups happen there

Friday, September 12, 2014

These shoe must be yours

The story is in the shoe. Yes, we confirm that a shoe was thrown and has been airlifted to Nairobi for forensic analysis. The owner of the shoe now needs to start worrying. Here is a picture of “the shoe”

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Broke Lupita Nyong’o Now Braids Hair For a Living


Many of us can remember a time we sat in between somebody’s legs or in the elevated salon chair and had someone work magic on our heads. It’s something we take for granted forgetting that this really is a beautiful ritual and, as Lupita’s narrative illustrates, one of our connections back to the motherland.
And I particularly like what Lupita said:

“Braiding just tells a story…Your hair is your frame if you jack someone’s hair up, the world sees it. For me, braiding hair is an intimate thing. It’s getting up close and personal and I like to do it for people that I know and love and trust.”

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I drank blood from accident scenes, pastor claims

Did Samuel Mwema Muli, 47, kill more than 7,000 people from various parts of Kenya in less than ten years?

His outrageous satanic mission, the preacher at a city church claims, began one afternoon in 1992 when he killed his eight-month-old son, a heinous act that saw him part ways with his first wife.

Born in Roysambu, Nairobi, Muli, who spent three years in jail for mentioning the names of powerful people as devil worshippers, went to primary school in Mathare and secondary school in the city before studying journalism.

“After graduation, I was employed by a news agency in Nairobi where I overheard fellow scribes talk about devil worshipping. I did not believe the talk. But what attracted me to it was the money,” Muli claims.

One Thursday evening after work, Muli says he was walking outside the KPCU Building to his Majengo house when he stumbled upon a letter addressed to him.

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“It was an invitation to cover a fundraising event for street children,” he says.

“I met a shamba boy (name withheld) dressed in black. He welcomed me saying the chief guest expected at the event was a powerful cabinet minister,” he claims.

Muli says at the entrance, the shamba boy stripped naked and took him to a woman who introduced herself as Francisca from Kiambu.

“She pulled a drawer, counted crispy Sh75,000 notes and handed them to me,” he claims.

“When I arrived at about 5pm, I lied to my colleagues that I had hit a jackpot and invited them for drinks.”

Muli says he spent the cash in three days and decided to go back to the hall one more time.

“I met Francesca once more and she led me to another office where I saw three screens written ‘Kenya,’ ‘Uganda,’ and ‘South Africa,’” he claims.

Inside the hall hung TV screens. On one of the screens, Muli says, he saw the face of his 18-month-old first born son.

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Woman reveals her suffering after boyfriend intentionally infected her with HIV

Kara Wilkinson had a relationship with undertaker Alan Mason - not realising he knew had been diagnosed as being HIV positive three years earlier.

A mother-of-three who was infected with the HIV virus by her boyfriend has gone public to reveal how he has ruined her life.

Kara Wilkinson, 42, had a relationship with undertaker Alan Mason, 45, - not realising he knew had been diagnosed as being HIV positive three years earlier.

She became ill while on holiday with him 18 months after they started dating and a blood test confirmed she was suffering from the same strain of HIV as Mason.

Miss Wilkinson only learnt the truth of how she contracted her illness when she confronted her boyfriend - and he broke down and confessed they had been having unprotected sex while he knowingly had the virus.

Since her diagnosis of HIV she has suffered four heart attacks, pneumonia, osteoporosis and severe hair loss.

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Today. As Mason began two years and eight months behind bars, the former counsellor from Barrow-in-Furness, Cumbria spoke of her ordeal and revealed she can no longer look at herself in the mirror.

"He's ruined my life," she said. "I'll never forgive him for what he's done.

"He should have been sent to prison for five years. And what's to stop him doing it to another woman when he gets out?. He's given me a life sentence of misery.

"Before I had HIV, I was never ill and had loads of energy. Now I seem to be permanently ill.

Monday, September 8, 2014

MORE CHANGAA MORE SLEEP ON THE ROAD

Life has never been too easy without a cup of changaa. I found these guyz on the road after they only take a cup of changaa along litein town.

Friday, September 5, 2014

S.T.I uninformed story.

A friend posted a photographic vignette of old tins and containers of favourite products Kenyans used decades ago.

He captioned it: “Tumetoka mbali” (we’ve come a long way).

Taking a second look at the photo, what came to mind was the pain and stigma that existed back then against those with scabies.

My teacher cheekily referred to the scratchy disease as ‘ugonjwa wa kupiga guitar’ (guitar-strumming disease).

“Why are you playing the guitar and I can’t hear the sound of music?” he would ask annoyingly.

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Scabies is an itchy skin disease caused by a mite known scientifically as Sarcoptes Scabiei.

Dr Okello Odiyo of Mwea Mission Hospital says that the disease is transmitted through physical contact.

“The mite burrows inside the skin and causes itchiness. The affected person scratches as a result. The organism survives only when there is a host. Outside the body, it can’t live for long,” he adds.

The mite responsible for scabies is not visible with naked eyes. An interesting aspect of scabies is that it cay easily pass for a sexually transmitted disease.

Joking about it, Dr Okello says: “we (doctors) still  don’t know whether to categorise it as an STI or not, since it is almost certain that any infected individual coming in close contact with another will transmit it. The disease is highly contagious, especially in cases that involve a lot of contact.”

Scabies can easily become an epidemic in schools, where children interact frequently. And now that schools

JKUAT lady on the camera dance

Life at jukuat is never good without mad ladies, you will always meet them acting holy but when it come how to dance they can even show you up to there bed room dance

The 25 man arsenal fc

Arsenal have officially submitted
their 25-man squad to the Premier
League for the 2014/15 campaign.
25-man squad list (Home Grown*)
Arteta Amatriain, Mikel
Campbell, Joel
Cazorla, Santiago
*Coquelin, Francis
Debuchy, Mathieu
Diaby, Vassiriki Abou
Flamini, Mathieu
*Gibbs, Kieran James Ricardo
Giroud, Olivier
Koscielny, Laurent
*Martinez, Damian Emiliano
Mertesacker, Per
Monreal, Ignacio
Ospina, David
Ozil, Mesut
Podolski, Lukas
*Ramsey, Aaron James
Rosicky, Tomas
Sanchez, Alexis
*Szczesny, Wojciech Tomasz
*Walcott, Theo James Yes
*Welbeck, Daniel
*Wilshere, Jack Andrew
Under-21s list (Contract and
Scholars)
Afobe, Benik
Ajayi, Oluwasemilogo Adesewo
Ibidapo
Akpom, Chuba
Alves Da Silva, Wellington
Bellerin, Hector
Bola, Marc Joel
Chambers, Calum
Crowley, Daniel
Dobson, George David
Donovan, Harry
Eyoma, Aaron Jordan
Gnabry, Serge David
Hayden, Isaac Scot
Hinds, Kaylen Miles
Huddart, Ryan David
Iliev, Deyan
Iwobi, Alex
Jebb, Jack
Johnson, Chiori
Kamara, Glen
Lipman, Austin
Macey, Matthew Ryan
Maitland-Niles, Ainsley
Mavididi, Stephy Alvaro
Moore, Tafari Lalibela
O’Connor, Stefan Ramone Sewell
Olsson, Mats Kristoffer
Ormonde-Ottewill, Brandon
Oxlade-Chamberlain, Alexander
Mark David
Pleguezuelo, Julio Jose
Ribeiro Centeno, Jonatas Ian
Robinson, Tyrell
Sanogo, Yaya
Sheaf, Ben
Smith, Renny Piers
Toral, Jon-Miquel
Vickers, Josh
Willock, Christopher
Wright, Elliot
Zelalem, Gedion

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Military Swag! President Uhuru steps out fully dressed in military gear

Thursday, September 4, 2014

Vera sidika flaunts her big bum!

ntroversial Kenyan socialite Vera Sidika, who made headlines after admitting to lightening her skin, has gotten breast implants.

The prominent video vixen made the announcement via her instagram account.